Outrageous Halloween Candy For Troll Trick or Treating

Sure you can get away with giving out mini chocolate bars or candy corn this Halloween, but if you want to become a Halloween candy giving legend on your block, you may want to consider some of these over-the-top treats. Imagine the neighbor kids surprise and delight when you troll them with these strange goodies.

Lightening Bug Candy

The little gummy larva-shaped bugs appear to actually glow when you pick them up.  The trick is in the set of special plastic tweezers that come with each bag. There’s an electric light hidden in the end of the tweezers. The gummy bug is specially made to conduct the light. So when you squeeze the tweezers over the bug, it looks like the bug is doing the glowing. Each package contains 1.41 ounces of candy bugs and the special tweezers.

You can find the edible lightening bug candy here.

Hairball Gum

Gross out your neighbor kids when you offer them tins of bubble gum that look like hairballs. This tin offers a multitude of bumpy, gnarled Hairball Gumballs that will delight fans of yuks and yucks. Each 3″ (7.6 cm) tall tin contains about twenty-four gumballs.

Get your Bubble Gum Hair Balls here.

Gummy Tongues

Gummy Tongues are exactly what they sound like – tongues made out of gummy candy. Available in three styles and flavors: Cherry Joker (red), Orange Witch (orange), and Lime Viper (green),  each of the Gummy Tongues has a bite groove, so you can hold it in your mouth and let it flop around. We imagine you’ll want a set for yourself so you can demonstrate to the tiny trick-or-treaters just how it’s done.

Get your Gummy Tongues over at ThinkGeek.com.

Chocolate Covered Ants

Watch the neighbor kids faces light up when you offer them chocolate covered ant wafers. The crunch in every bite brought to you by those picnic ruining critters. White chocolate wafers with milk chocolate swirls and delectable ants. – 4 wafers in a box, 2 boxes per order (total 8 ant wafers). Each candy wafer is 1 1/4″ across.

Get your candy ant fix here.

Candy Handcuffs

Handing out candy handycuffs is probably the best way to insure parents keep their kids away from your house next year.  Made of the same delicious stuff used in traditional candy necklaces, these cuffs probably aren’t the most secure, but will certainly get people talking.

You can find candy cuffs over at Gadgets and Gear.

Body Parts Sushi

These candy sushi pieces are traditional copies of the Japanese favorite…aside from the meats. You’ll find fingers, ears, eyes, and other repulsiveness in place of tuna, salmon, and eel.

Get body part candy sushi here.