Say Hello to My Tacky Home: Scarface Inspired Home DecorBy Diana Cook
There is no denying the overwhelming popularity of the movie Scarface. Nearly 30 years after its original release the classic tale of capitalism, crime and creepy sexual tension between siblings continues to inspire a nation of dedicated fans. Sure, most devotees can quote some of the more famous dialogue or boast ownership of both the “Anniversary Edition” and “Platinum Edition” DVD releases, but it takes a true Montana-tic to outfit his entire home in Scarface decor.
Haiyan Wang 12×18″ tub scene poster print (unframed): $1000.00
Rocket Launcher Neon Light
The eye-catching neon light outlines a replica M203 grenade launcher, just like the one used in the final scenes of Scarface. To ensure it isn’t mistaken for just any run-of-the-mill Rocket Launcher Lamp, the base is inscribed “SCARFACE” in classic title font. Powered by AC adapter (included). Lots of places advertise this item, but many are sold out. We found one still available at Swords.com
Neon Assault Lamp: $81.95
Montana-montage Wall Clock
There is no better way to let everyone know you are on “Tony Time” than by displaying this wall mounted decorator clock in your home. The montage features five images of Tony in various states of work, play and contemplation. Is it just us, or is Tony saying “in a Montana minute” in the central image? MDF wood. One AA battery not included. 15 1/2″ x 1 1/2″ x 21 1/2″ high. Available on Amazon.com
Wall Clock: $30.00
Tony Montana Office Chair
The “Tony Montana Desk Chair” is available over at Gangsterways.com, where they ask, “Have you ever wished you had an office like the one Tony Montana had in the Movie Scarface?” We imagine they mean prior to it being riddled with bullet holes. In that case, of course you do. And because apparently they know money laundering can be hell on the lumbar, the chair is equipped with thickly padded seat and back cushions for comfort, pneumatic seat height adjustment and knee tilt with tension adjustment. Dimensions: Seat size: 20″W x 19.5″D. Back size: 24″W x 27.5″H.
In Stock: $639.95
“The World is Yours” Goldtone Statue
We can only imagine the ways you will be inspired by the “The World is Yours” replica sculpture. Created by Mezco, the highly detailed statue has a gold metallic finish, weighs in at eight pounds and stands approximately 10.5 inches tall. Perfect for contemplative moments when you find yourself asking “WWTD?”
Inspirational Sculpture: $399.99
Scarface Silhouette “Luxury” Bedding
When it comes to the room where “all the magic happens” you don’t want to skimp on luxury or Scarface themed items. After all, it is the one place you can legitimately utter “Say hello to my little friend” and really mean it. Although we have to take issue with the license product division over at Universal Studios referring to 60% cotton/40% poly content as “luxury.”
Luxury Bedding: 179.99
Tiffany-inspired Table Touch Lamp
Nothing says “you’ve made it” like not having to use a switch. But combine that with an Art Nouveau style lamp complete with six “Scarfaceted” glass panels dedicated to Tony Montana’s last stand, and you’ve entered the realm of Nouveau Riche. The black chrome finish lamp has a 3-way touch sensor. 24″ height, 15″ width, 7.5″ Lamps are unassembled. [via Lifestylelighting]
Art Nouveau (Riche) Lamp:$45.00
Failed Assassination Attempt Switch Plate
“Design is in the details” -It’s a phrase you hear professional interior designers toss around often. We assume they mean details like the switch plates and outlet covers available at celebrity switchplate. With so many choices of Scarface switchplate covers, it was hard to pick a favorite. We finally settled on the failed assassination attempt at the Babylon club (pictured above). You can almost hear Tony say, “Frank is so gonna get it” each time you flick the switch.
Outlet and Plate Covers: $7.99 -$11.99
Druggie Snuggie – Faux Fur Throw
Wrap yourself in feel of ill-gotten luxury with this ersatz snuggie. Whether you are catching up on the latest DVD release or cutting up the yeyo, the licensed faux fur Tony Montana throw will keep you toasty. Described as something called “Korean Mink” (80%Acrylic 20%Polyester) the 80″ x 90″ blanket is machine washable.
Druggie Snuggie: $49.99
Scarface Bath Items
When the movie debuted in 1983, motel bathroom scene was undoubtedly the most talked about in the film, so it’s not surprising official Scarface licensed products line include bath items like shower curtains and bath towels. Of course, chainsaw and blood splatter not included.
Shower Curtain: $20.00